He’s a Japanese tablecloth artist, who brings a translator with him because he just got off a plane and knows no English. Is this actually a thing? No it is not.
He strips naked and uses his body as a table. When he whips away the cloth, china remains to hide his naughty bits. HA HA HA. Hm. So the “translator” that came with him was actually a prop, I’ll bet. He got 3 Xs. Howie loved it, though. –1 yes 3 Nos.