My name is Timothy. I recently moved out of my mom's house to San Antonio and currently live with my grandma, Uma who I love very much. My grandpa, Tumbo was a cover model for National Geographic magazine. Grandma says that's where I get my great looks.
Anyhoo, I have seen your pictures and videos on the internet at the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden and I think you are the most beautiful hippopotamus I have ever seen. Perhaps we can meet someday and be boyfriend and girlfriend? I am single and available. I hope you HippoSwipeRight TeamFiona
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Fiona thinks you’re cute too, but it’s what’s on the inside that really counts! Your DNA will ultimately decide if you are the one for our little diva . She’ll be with her mom for a while, so you have time to consider if you are willing to put up with her fame.
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Any potential mate would have to be thick skinned and okay with taking a back seat. Are you okay with paparazzi? Are you willing to move out of the way during photo shoots? Most importantly, are you willing to relocate to Cincinnati?
Fans reacted :
Michael Kammer Mr. Timothy,
Uh, excuse me Mr. Timothy, but Fiona is a long way from dating age. She’s already grounded till she’s 21 (in hippo years) and will not be seeing boys anytime soon. Her late father, Henry (God bless his soul), made it very clear that Fiona is to remain virtuous until she finishes college, has a good career, can support herself (as she doesn’t need a man to take care of her), and is MARRIED!!!
So, Timothy, if you can pass a very thorough background check, to include interviews of family members, friends, and neighbors; have the means to support a family, and can show Fiona’s family (us) you are worthy, you may then move to Cincinnati to TRY to win Princess Fiona’s heart, as Princess Fiona will not be required to move.
Brianna Lardie I think this young hippo needs to understand Fiona is a true Cincinnati native and any courtship and or further relationship will be here in Cincinnati. It’s her home town, she can’t leave all her fans
Carol Cutter Gonzales Whoever runs the FB page for the zoo is doing a fantastic job! I cried at this post!! Happy, big, sobby tears, lol! Seriously, A+ social media engagement right here. I will very soon drag the hubby to the zoo to fawn over Timothy!!! (Don't really have to drag hubby as he is also an animal lover and we have been members off and on for many years
Ann Treviño Mears Dear Timothy, my name is Ann and I live in Memphis. We also have a young lady hippo here named Winnie who I know would love to have you woo her as well. Please don't forget Winnie at the Memphis Zoo as it is a shorter trek to Memphis than it is to Cincinnati!
DeAnna Purdie Timothy how about you building a friendship with Fiona before trying to date her. And long distance relationship for young lovers isn't really ideal. Do you plan to move to Cincinnati? If so how do you plan to support yourself? Lol
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